Jenna Suffern - Lobster In A Glass
Thursday 30 April from 6:30pm to 7:30pm Friday 1 May from 6:30pm to 7:30pm Saturday 2 May from 6:30pm to 7:30pm Sunday 3 May from 5:30pm to 6:30pm
There comes a time in every little girl’s life when she dreams of the dazzling future that lies ahead. Fame. Fortune. You drive a Range Rover and have three beautiful children named Poppy, Lily, and James with your objectively hot and disgustingly rich husband.
Instead, you’re now 34, half of a girl, a raging homosexual, spending your limited funds from your four different jobs on therapy, and asking everyone you know if they’re mad at you.
This is a show for anyone who isn’t where they thought they’d be in life. For anyone living above their means and portraying a life of success. Order a bloody lobster in a bloody glass, babe. You deserve it.